Scarcely Present

Harley, 18, Australia.

I keep seeing shit I post and going “WHO DAT” cuz I forgot I changed my icon.

Anonymous: Equivocating women hating men and men hating women is disingenuous at best and outright insulting at worst. You take a very real problem, which is the fact that men are more likely to kill or abuse women or cause them harm than the other way around. What, exactly, are you trying to prove here?
Anonymous: 1-50. Dare ya x


  • 1:What is your name and does it mean anything?

Harley. Apparently it means a field where hares live. Like, rabbity things.

  • 2:How long have you known your best friend?

We met in grade 7, but only really became friends in the holidays before high school.

  • 3:What position do you normally sleep in?

Either on my side, or like, so much on my side that my entire lower body is facing down.

  • 4:Were you a part of any “clique” in high school?

Not in the stereotypical sort of thing. I think we were the only kids in our grade that still played handball though.

  • 5:Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?

Mr Chadwick. He was a funny as fuck guy and taught me more about old music than economics, tbh.

  • 6:Do you wish to travel a lot?

I’d like to travel a bit, but I also doubt it will happen.

  • 7:Did you participate in any sports while in school?

Handball. Like, every lunch.

  • 8:Show a sample of your handwriting:


  • 9:Have you ever given blood?

I tried once, but because I’d “had sexual contact” with someone who’d migrated from Russia in the past 6 months they wouldn’t let me.

  • 10:Do you like the way that you grew up?

Spending minimal time around people and a lot of time on the internet? Fuck yeah.

  • 11:Do you like your siblings? Why or why not?

No. Because I don’t have any.

  • 12:How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?

He was in my class? But we really only became friends when we realised we both played the same online game.. a shit ton.

  • 13:Name one movie that made you cry.

Oh god. TItanic. I bawled my eyes out and drank a shit ton of vodka because I was already drunk. It was great.

  • 14:Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither?

..write I guess? I dunno, haven’t written anything in ages.

  • 15:Things about someone that you find attractive?

Pale skin. Easy.

  • 16:What song are you currently listening to?

One of my favourites. Geek In The Pink, by Jason Mraz.

  • 17:Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?


  • 18:A random memory from you childhood:

Singing Singstar in my first house at Brighton, and rocking out so hard that our little queenslander actually starting shaking. I kind of miss that house. It was cute. But also really cold.

  • 19:Where did you grow up?

Mostly at a place in Deagon. And then Brighton and Aspley, and then Bribie Island, and now Aspley. (For y’all not with me, these are suburbs in Brisbane, Australia.)

  • 20:What was the last thing you watched on tv?

QI with my dad. Good show.

  • 21:Do you think you’d make a good parent?

Eventually, for sure. Not at the moment though. I don’t have enough patience for little people.

  • 22:Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person?

For sure. Not that I really know many people on here that well, unless I already know them irl.

  • 22:What was the last dream you remember having?

Oh god. I have this nightmare that like, I’ve had a few times over the years. It’s like.. there’s this marshmallow quilt thing? that doubles? and I have to keep doubling it? And it takes a shit ton of time? or something. It’s really weird, but guarantees I wake up in a cold sweat and can’t sleep for a bit.

  • 23:When is your birthday?

The 4th day of June. c:

  • 24:How many pillows do you sleep with?

2 pillows.

  • 25:Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses?

Yeah. Uhhh. Grade 6? 5? Something like that.

  • 26:What color is your hair?

A very particular shade of vivid chocolate.

Or brown, whatever works.

  • 27:Name 5 facts about your appearance:

1) I have a mole thing on my cheek.
2) I have lobes, a helix and a septum piercing.

  • 28:What is your favorite soda?

Hmm. Creaming soda, I think.

  • 29:What is a strange talent that you have?

I don’t think I have any. :(

  • 30:How’s the weather right now?

Uh. It was raining? But now it’s dark and I can’t be bothered to check.

  • 31:Why did one of your friendships end?

The only one that comes to mind with a clear end would be with Leyla, and it was simply because I cut contact. I gave her warning and all, but I still feel bad about it sometimes, but it was the right choice.

  • 32:Who do you miss right now?

I never really miss people that much, but the person I don’t talk to anymore and think about the most is definitely Maddy.

  • 33:Why did your last relationship end?

Because I broke up with her because I was an asshole and she deserved better. :)

  • 34:Are you still figuring out who you are?


  • 35:Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why?

A few times, the first was probably when I ironed my hand with a clothes iron and got.. burnt as fuck. As you’d expect.

  • 36:What is your favorite restaurant?

You walk in, you pay, you sit down, it’s a nice brazillian themed restaraunt.. they bring out salads and stuff… and then some guy comes up to your table with a fucking huge skewer packed with meat.


  • 37:What is word that you always seem to spell wrong?

Restraunt? Restaraunt? Restaurant? YES GOT IT GUYS

  • 38:Would ever adopt kids?

If I couldn’t have kids on my own, probably.

  • 39:What is your favorite kind of pizza?

Meatlovers. <3

  • 40:What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?

"I dun waaaanna get up.. or go to uni.. hmm. Can I reschedule uni? Hmmm…"
I did. It was great.

  • 41:When was the last time you got really really happy and why?

I can’t remember the last time I felt really truly happy, but the last time I laughed too much was when I was rewatching the Edward 40 Hands video by Mamrie Hart and Tyler Oakley. (Hence my new display picture)

  • 42:What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Barbecued Chicken Heart? It was okay, tasted like very intense chicken.

  • 43:How do you start a conversation?


  • 44:What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?

Operator Please or The Wombats.

  • 45:Do you come from a family “of money?”

My dad makes a shit ton, and so does my stepmum. So yeah.

  • 46:Do you have a bucket list?


  • 47:What is your favorite series of books?

Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss. Amazing fantasy.

  • 48:When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?

Ooooh, shit. Probably on Saturday. I was off my face with a bunch of friends, so probably then.

  • 49:Where do you go when you’re sad?

To my room? So in actuality I probably don’t move.

  • 50:5 random facts about yourself:

1) My favourite movie is Teen Beach Movie, the terrible disney musical. No shame, it’s gr8.
2) One of my favourite meals is eye fillets, with spinach, feta and tomato salad.
3) I recently started playing Animal Crossing. Gonna get New Leaf soon, so tell me yo friend code’s n shit.
4) I spend a lot of time in Teamspeak, which is like.. group skype? With a bunch of friends.
5) One of my favourite youtube channels is Ethoslab which is a minecraft let’s play channel. And yet I hardly play minecraft anymore?

DONE. Aight, I might go sleep now.


never take the road less traveled by. im lost in the woods and all i have is this stupid guide book called the complete works of robert frost.

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how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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So because I lost Top Tweet on WOTO I had makeup done by @euphoriccreation it scares me how much I look like @kathrynlaurarust aghhhh